Thursday, September 23, 2010

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

It is time for all good Toastmasters to come to the aid of their club.

AND

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

DUES  are due ya'll! 

You do NOT want me coming down there with both barrels blazing and Darryle in my posse. 

Help me help you!

$39.00 cash or checks made out to simply the best little speaking club in the world: Simply Speaking

Here's a fun little joke and the first person to bring me their check tonight will get to hear the end of the joke and get an ADDITIONAL PRIZE! WOO HOOO!

Right in the middle of church one sunday morning, there was a terrible clatter and an explosion and smoke and debris everywhere. People were screaming and running amuck. In the middle of all of this mayhem, the Devil himself appears. The congregation goes nuts and clears out of the church in a panicked mass. Except for one elderly woman, who just sits there. The Devil struts up to her and sneers at her, "What's wrong with you??? Aren't you terrified of me like everyone else?"
"No" she says back with a little sneer of her own.
"Well why not?" he fires back at her.
"Because........."

Connie Akins
Chrysalis Touch
www.chrysalistouch.com
303-912-4032



Connie Akins

VP of Membership

303-912-4032
Simply Speaking
TOASTMASTERS



4 comments:

  1. Connie, I am very curious how this story is going to end. You'll have my $39.00 soon:-) Even if I do not get to hear the ending, this club is worth the money.

    Gigi

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  3. "...I was married to your BROTHER for over 30 years!" she said. LOL!

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  4. Oops! I forgot to pay my dues! If I don't pay my dues I will pay my dues! Thanks for the reminder!

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